Shades of Twilight and vampires

When you awake to find Post-It notes on the refrigerator, kitchen cabinets, kitchen table, and various doors that say this:

No food until blood is drawn

No food until blood is drawn. Is the vampire apocalypse imminent? (iPhone photo by Lawrence I. Charters)

can there be any doubt about a forthcoming vampire apocalypse?

Though I do admit that the methodology of the prophecy is unique. There were no angels on high, no frenzied visions by a virgin stomping grapes in the hot sun, no sense of having your body and mind occupied by a supernatural presence. None of that.

Vampires apparently use Post-It notes. It makes you wonder if they also tweet.

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