Let us now turn our attention to this tube of moisturizing hand and body lotion. It claims some relationship to pomegranate and honey, which suggests it also might make a good dessert topping. It is called The Naked Bee, presumably a reference to the honey. It is also “70% Certified Organic.”
Seventy percent? Why seventy percent?
- 70 percent is organic, the rest of it is inorganic.
- 70 percent is certified organic, the rest is not certified; it could be (horrors!) uncertified.
- Perhaps the “pomegranate & honey” is a clue: 70 percent is certified organic, 30 percent is certified Kosher?
- 70 percent is organic, the rest is dark matter.
It also has “All the good stuff, none of the bad stuff.” Chocolate cake? Free-range bison?
Bottom line: can you eat it?